Polio Vaccinations are haram : AL-FAIDA

Among the different species that exist there are Humans, animals and then there are the Talibans. Their  breed however is still unclear to me, after all How do you identify a creature barbaric enough to put animals to shame?. Yet they appear to be humans and most importantly they claim to be above the ‘normal’ humans that exist. So apart from all the retarded theories they have introduced in the name of Islam, polio vaccination is yet another success. 

Like burning down schools and tagging EDUCATION ‘unIslamic’ specially for females wasn’t good enough. So with the amount of time and foreign funds on their hands here’s another project by the members of ‘ AL-faida’ (opportunists) or most popularly known as AL-QAEDA. 

 

The clerics, including Tehreek Nifaz Shariat-e-Muhammadi (TNSM) leader Maulana Fazlullah and his supporters in the Malakand Agency, have been ‘warning’ people during sermons in mosques or through illegal FM radio stations not to administer polio drops to their children since it was against religious norms and brought infertility. Maulana Fazlullah is the son-in-law of Maulana Sufi Muhammad, ex-chief of the TNSM.

Some religious leaders in the Bajaur and Malakand agencies are telling the people not to get their children vaccinated since the practice is un-Islamic, and that those that die of polio would be considered martyrs.

Martyrdom is one attribute these species ‘OWN’ like literally!. Anything and everything is about martyrdom. Although they are kind enough to extend this offer to others if they so please, all you have to do is : hit women, abuse women, rape women, dominate women or perhaps launch your own personal campaign ‘eradication of womanhood’. After all it is all about women isn’t it. The suicide bombings and other attributes however remain their personal favorites.

Moreover it would be totally unfair to miss another round of theories:

 

PESHAWAR, Oct 11: About 40,000 children were left out in the last polio vaccination campaign conducted in August in NWFP and Fata due to refusal by their parents, an official said. 

The parents refused the administration of oral polio vaccine (OPV) to their children under the misconception that it caused impotency and infertility, which was untrue. 

No wonder Afghanistan (where talibans ruled for  quite sometime) has a fertility rate of about 7 children per woman.  HANDS DOWN ! We have the new nominee for ‘Nobel award for science’ . SAY NO TO POLIO VACCINE FOR HIGH FERTILITY and to become the perfect Muslim the TALIBAN way !! *cheers*