Osama in Pakistan - Super Doper Afghan Intelligence

by MJK on May 28, 2008

The Afghan intelligence force, equipped with 007 type of gadgets who can even see through the earth to peek on the other side of the world, have found Osama hiding in Pakistan. Even though the so called world power America has failed in locating Osama Bin Laden,Â Pakistan and all other nations are also not able to find him despite spending billions of dollars on their intelligence agencies, Afghan intelligence was the key to success.

With their break through technology of using rats to locate the specific signals emitted by Osama Bin Laden, they have successfully located him inside Pakistan.

Bravo Bravo to the Afghan Intelligence Force for Discovering the indiscoverable. I am sure they have agents from Mars and Saturn because no other agencies were successful in their pursuit.

KABUL, May 27: A top Afghan intelligence official said on Tuesday his agency received information several months ago that Al Qaeda figurehead Osama bin Laden was hiding in northern Pakistan, bordering Afghanistan.

The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, told AFP that bin Laden was said to be in a mountainous region in Chitral, a Pakistani region facing Afghanistanâ€™s eastern province of Kunar.
Pakistani officials have in the past said the worldâ€™s most wanted man was hiding in Kunar, a claim strongly rejected by Kabul.

â€œWeâ€™ve received new information that he is hiding in Chitral. We got the information about his presence in that area about four, five months ago,â€ the Afghan intelligence official said.
US authorities have previously also said the fugitive Al Qaeda chief had taken refuge in Chitral and Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar is also in Pakistanâ€™s tribal areas.â€”AFP

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